SPN angels x Reader 'Squishy'

"Awwww," you carefully picked up the little furball; also known as a kitten. You ran your hand through its fur, earning a quiet purr from him.

"No," Balthazar commanded, "put it down."

"But Balty," you whined, "he's soooo adorable," talking more to the cat than the angel. "I said no," he reached out to grab him, but pulled back when the cat swiped at him. 

"See he's a lethal killing machine." You weren't listening though; you were too busy scratching it's "beautiful, squishy, amazingly soft wittle tummy. 

"What is she doing?" Lucifer asked, walking up to Balthazar. "Becoming overly attached to a rude, satanic creature." Lucifer cocked an eyebrow, "seriously?" "What," Balty shrugged, "'s what it is."

"Oh my gosh you are so fluffy I'm gunna die!"

Both angels rolled their eyes, and groaned when Gabriel appeared. "He-....ommygosh!" Gabriel threw himself down next to you, completely ignoring everything else, "does he have a name?"

"No," Balthazar answered, "because we are NOT keeping it." 

"But Baltyyyyy," Gabriel whined, picking up the kitten. Holding it against his chest, he gave his best puppy dog eyes.

Lucifer faltered, and nudged Balthazar, "maybe they should keep it."

Gabriel took this as a yes, and smiled gleefully. "I shall call him squishy. He shall be mine. He shall be my squishy," he stated and ran down the hall.

"Hey he was mine first," you called after him. As you ran after Gabriel, Balthazar slowly turned to Lucifer, "did you seriously...just..." "Umm," Lucifer began, "I think I'm gunna go." With that he disappeared.  

"You can't be serious," Balty sighed, going to get himself a much needed drink.