Gabriel x Reader x Lucifer 'caramel'

'I'm going to die,' you mumbled to yourself and lazily looked around. You threw your legs up on the coffee table, and leaned back into the couch cushions. It was your day off, and you were sitting on the couch rotting.

Not literally though, you were just simply bored. 

Minutes rolled by, though, they felt like hours. You finally decided to get off your lazy bum, and do something with your life. 

"Gabe! I'm bored!" You called out as you appeared in Gabriel's kitchen. Sweets were piled up on the counters and tables, skittles littered the floor. Your jaw dropped when your eyes met his.

He was sitting in his armchair, hair ruffled, and a very provocative dressed woman pouring whipped cream in his mouth. You watched as chocolate syrup dripped down his bare chest. You were suddenly very interested with the skittled floor. Your cheeks flushed red, "u-umm," you stuttered, but your couldn't form any words.   

Gabriel quickly snapped, and everything was gone. "You can look now," he said, you could practically here the smirk plastered on his face. 

You slowly looked up, meeting his gaze. You couldn't help yourself, you started to giggle. Gabriel watched as you burst out laughing. You laid your hand on the counter to steady yourself, but quickly snatched it back. 

"Gross," you looked at the sticky substance covering your palm, "what's iiiis this?" He grabbed your hand and pulled you closer.

You stumbled into him, and he brought your hand up to his mouth. You blushed even more as he slowly ran his tongue across your hand. 

'Nope.' You quickly pulled your hand away, and vanished in a flutter of wings. Gabriel stood there in stunned silence, "oookay, my bad," he muttered and disappeared after you.

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"(Y/n)?" Lucifer watched in confusion as you rushed passed him. 

"No time for questions," you said, on your way to find a sink. He cocked an eyebrow and followed after you. 

He found you in the kitchen, hunched over the sink scrubbing your hand raw. He leaned against the counter and crossed his arms. "What happened now?"

You blushed again and gave him a sideways glare, "nothing."  He opened his mouth to retort, but was interrupted when Gabriel appeared.

"Caramel." 

Lucifer furrowed his brows in confusion. You slowly turned around, "what?"

"It was caramel," he said with a lopsided grin. 

"Great," you said turning around and cupping your hands under the faucet.

"Umm (y/n), whatcha doing?" Gabriel asked peering over your shoulder. 

Lucifer took a few steps away, knowing what was going to happen. A smile formed on his face when you turned around a splashed Gabriel. Of course Gabriel stood there for a few moments, then snapped.

Gallons of water appeared out of the ceiling, and drenched you. Your mouth was agape, Lucifer stood there clearly surprised, and Gabriel was rolling on the ground laughing. 

You looked at Lucifer, giving him the puppy dog eyes, "Luci..." Gabriel looked between you and Lucifer, realizing that something bad was bound to happen.

"Well," Gabe said, clapping his hands together, "I think it's time to go now." Lucifer grabbed him by the collar, "I don't think so...."